The Stormtrooper Toaster and Waffle Maker Will Protect Your Breakfast Empire

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Considering their aim and inherent subservience, it wouldn’t be surprising if a Stormtrooper’s head was filled with little more than burnt bread. So, the Stormtrooper Toaster makes perfect sense.

Simply drop a few slices of bread into the trooper’s empty noggin, and make that toast as dark as you’d like. No matter, as the lighter side always seems to win.

There’s also a Stormtrooper Waffle Maker. And yes, he does appear to be too short for a waffle.

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Author: Chris Durso

Creative professional and creator of Foodiggity.com. Graduate of The Institute of Culinary Education, beer drinker, coffee and condiment snob.