Fart Code, An App That Scans Foods To Determine Its Fart Power

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Sure, you could easily scan your food to find out its caloric and gluten content. But what if you’re a conscience shopper who monitors your foods’ gaseous properties?

Fart Code is a handy little mobile app that’ll scan the bar code of foods, and let you know the amount of flatulence you could expect from them. Although this seems a bit childish, Fart Code actually uses a sophisticated algorithm to determine how toxic a fart would be, based on the food’s ingredients.

The fartometer, as it’s called, then gives you a rating and appropriate fart noise and vibration. Just remember, that your iPhone on ‘silent,’ could be deadly.

[link, via Laughing Squid]

Nana Splits, The Rapping Banana That Urges Us To Butter Ya’ Self

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Yo, yo… Nana Splits, y’all. The hip-hoppiest of all bananas has a new music video, Butter Ya’Self, that’s mostly about how great it is to be a rich banana.

Nana Splits is accompanied by his fellow foodstuffs, ButterKrust and Sweet Cream, who lay down sick beats quick enough, that Nana doesn’t go and get all moldy in the process.

Heads up… The video contains NSFW language, food porn, and teeth-chattering bass. Enjoy.

[link, via Gizmodo]

Watch These People Try Coca-Cola For The First Time

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Believe it or not, there are people who’ve actually been living under rocks, that have never tried a Coca-Cola.

Brought to us by BuzzFeed Video, the excuses from these people — who are indeed full-grown Americans — range anywhere from having a mom who was very strict about sugar, to being a Pepsi purist. Not all of them having grown up in a strange cult, as we assumed also.

The reactions to their first Coke experience then range from being absolutely horrified, to the same child-like enthusiasm you’d expect from someone who was denied sugar their entire life… Or, just having escaped a cult. Enjoy.

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A Handy Video That Explains The Differences Between Similar Foods

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Can’t tell a plantain from a banana, or a yam from a sweet potato? Well, first off… What’s wrong with you? Secondly, feel better knowing that you’re not alone, as Buzzfeed felt it necessary to put together Foods You Always Get Mixed Up.

Now, you will no longer try to make a sundae with plantains. And, you can wax poetic to friends as to why bell peppers are different colors, and why whole wheat is for suckers. Enjoy.

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[link, via Buzzfeed]

Tiny Hamster Eating Tiny Pizza

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Not long ago, we were treated to watching Tiny Hamsters Eating Tiny Burritos. Now, one of our furry friends is back to dine on people food with Tiny Hamster Eating Tiny Pizza.

The table is set for the pet rodent to munch on the second-best of all comfort foods. What’s the greatest comfort food? Burritos, of course… Didn’t you learn anything the last time?

[link, via Incredible Things]