Although not all vegans are bad — some of my best friends know a vegan — we do get a few that are so insufferable and self-righteous, that they give all leaf-eaters a bad name.
We present Exhibit A and B for your consideration — an actual note written by a vegan to her meat-eater roommate. Prepare to get angry.
If you enjoy morbidly adorable claymation creatures and gratuitous fruit violence — and who doesn’t? — then do we have the video for you.
Created by Jack Conte, the guy half of the music duo Pomplamoose, the video is just one of his New Video Every Week project. And he’s apparently either a staunch meat eater, or a self-hating vegan. You be the judge.
Oreo Doubles Down, Van Gogh in Pork Fat, and Pad Thai by Satan… It’s Foodiggity’s Best of The Week.
Oreo Doubles Down… The Triple Double Oreo
Horrifying ephemera… 163 Beers
All signs point to yes… Should I Eat Nutella?
Rendered in pork fat… Van Gogh’s Starry Night In Bacon
Cooking with Sataaaan!!!… The Vegan Black Metal Chef
Pho-kin’ pricey… The World’s Most Expensive Soup
Are you a vegan who enjoys the melodic beats of black metal? The Vegan Black Metal Chef is here to help.
In what can only be described as the cooking show to end all others, Vegan Black Metal Chef is set to a looping black metal soundtrack, while our host incoherently barks instructions for his vegan-friendly recipes. Suddenly, eating tofu seems like a reasonable idea — as long as it’s cut to form the Sacred Sign. Please watch this.
[YouTube, via The World’s Best Ever]
Do you enjoy the calming effects of THC, but don’t dig on animal flesh? The Vegan Stoner is here to help.
