Are you a vegan who enjoys the melodic beats of black metal? The Vegan Black Metal Chef is here to help.
In what can only be described as the cooking show to end all others, Vegan Black Metal Chef is set to a looping black metal soundtrack, while our host incoherently barks instructions for his vegan-friendly recipes. Suddenly, eating tofu seems like a reasonable idea — as long as it’s cut to form the Sacred Sign. Please watch this.