Indelicate Doily Coasters

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Putting out coasters for your guests is a great passive-aggressive way of telling them that you don’t appreciate drink rings. But if you have friends who may not respond to subtlety, you might want to consider Indelicate Doily Coasters.

Each coaster comes complete with a hard lesson in etiquette, such as “Don’t Stain My Table, Douchebag” and “Be Considerate, Bitches.” The doilies come in a set of 8. However, your number of friends may decrease after using them, so order accordingly. Available here.

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Why People Tend To Hate Vegans

Although not all vegans are bad — some of my best friends know a vegan — we do get a few that are so insufferable and self-righteous, that they give all leaf-eaters a bad name.

We present Exhibit A and B for your consideration — an actual note written by a vegan to her meat-eater roommate. Prepare to get angry.

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