Chocolate Flavored Envelopes

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Just in time for the death of snail mail and the United States Postal Service — there’s now Chocolate Flavored Envelopes. The set of ten 5″ x 7″ envelopes comes complete with matching notecards and chocolate-flavored adhesive. Perhaps you can use a chocolate envelope to send something to your Valentine — who probably won’t mind relicking them.

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The Steak Bouquet For Meat Lovers

Why say “I love you” with ordinary roses, when you could say “I love you and here’s some meat?” The Steak Bouquet is brought to us by British butcher Antony Bowness of Gloucestershire, England. Made from strips of sirloin, it should get the point across to the meat lover in your life.

Have a happy Valentine’s Day… even if you are getting meatless roses.

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This Valentine’s Day, Let A Former Homeless Man Say It For You

If you have trouble expressing yourself every February 14, or simply do not possess any golden tones, Kraft spokesman Ted Williams is here to help. The former homeless man, turned internet sensation and voice of Kraft Mac & Cheese, will read your Valentine’s message with a voice that will make your lover melt.

Simply tweet your message of love, in 140 characters or less, with the tag #VoiceOfLove. The best 100 tweets will be read aloud and silkily by Mr. Williams, and will be the perfect accompaniment to your Valentine’s meal — hopefully not Mac & Cheese.

[via AdFreak]

Foodiggity’s Best of The Week, 1/30-2/3

Valentine’s Gifts, High Heel Cupcakes, and Motörhead Wine… It’s Foodiggity’s Best of The Week.

Don’t screw it up, againFoodiggity’s Valentine’s Day Gift Guide
Ladies, try to remain calmHigh Heel Cupcakes
Hail Meat!Food Goddesses
Vitamin BeerUnsolicited Proposals for New and Wonderful Beverages
Shot of LegoPop Bottles, Kid-Themed Booze
Lemmy-ApprovedMotörhead Has A Wine Now

Spread The Love, Foodiggity’s Valentine’s Day Gift Guide

If chocolate companies and Hallmark are to be believed, then February 14 becomes the only chance you’ll get all year to profess our love. And for the purposes of Foodiggity’s Valentine’s Day Gift Guide, we would have to agree. Although our list is void of anything pink or heart-shaped, these gifts should help get the point across that you’re serious about this relationship — if only for one day. Don’t screw it up.

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