Foodiggity’s Best of The Week, 12/12-12/16

Bacon iPhones, Gingerbread Yogi, and Colonel Sanders… It’s Foodiggity’s Best of The Week.

Where’s the feet!?!Cheeseburger Slippers
iDroolThe iPhone Bacon Case
You’d think they’d be thinnerGingerbread Yoga Men
You had me at ‘meat tornado’Ron Swanson Cookies
Meanwhile in the 60sNo one knows who Colonel Sanders is
Hungry enough to eat a horse?This Spaghetti Measuring Tool is Here To Help

Hungry Enough To Eat a Horse? This Spaghetti Measuring Tool Is Here To Help

Not sure how much spaghetti to make — again? Well, if you’re a small adult or hungry enough to eat a horse, the I Could Eat A Horse Spaghetti Measuring Tool is here to help. Available in green or white plastic, or stainless steel — simply slide the spaghetti through the appropriate cut-out, and get perfect portions every time.

Also handy for if you’re actually feeding a horse spaghetti. Just don’t take him for a hansom cab ride immediately afterwards.

[link, via Colossal]

Wear Your Heart on Your Pillow With The Spaghetti Cushion

When antiquated terms of endearment such as “I Love you” and “You complete me” will not do, The Spaghetti Cushion is here to help.

Handcrafted by Etsy user thegretest, the plush love letter is part of her “Say it with a Cushion” collection. Although most people from the New York/New Jersey area would need it to read “you are the ‘gravy’ of my spaghetti”, it is a lovely sentiment nonetheless.

[Etsy]