Quickly becoming one of the greatest TV characters ever, it only makes sense that Ron Swanson of Parks and Recreation would finally get immortalized in cookie form. Brought to us by Whipped Bakeshop in Philadelphia, the shortbread cookies are appropriately available in 6-packs — including 2 Ron Swanson portraits, 2 Swanson quotes, and 2 steak cookies. Although the cookies are unfortunately vanilla-flavored — not bacon, steak, and bourbon.