A Ham Goes Up An Escalator, That Is All

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If the Olympics aren’t doing it for you this year, perhaps this video of a ham going up an escalator will inspire you.

Brought to us by ClickholeYes! Ham Goes Up An Escalator sees our protagonist slowly climb the moving staircase. The creative use of cinematography, and epic soundtrack, set the stage for the ham’s journey.

Will it make it? Will our cured pork product get caught-up and mangled? We have one-minute and seven seconds to find out. That’s a little over a minute of your life that you’ll probably want back. H-A-M! H-A-M!

[link, via Dangerous Minds]

This Short Film About Bananas Is B-A-N-A-N-A-S

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Aptly titled, Bananas, this surreal animation gives us a glimpse into what it might look like, if you were eating a banana during an acid trip.

Brought to us by Future Deluxe, while brightly-colored, the animation takes on a dark undertone — making this film live up to its name in both content and its bat-shit craziness. Please enjoy…

[link, via Laughing Squid]

Sausage, A Cute Animated Short Film About Dueling Street Food Vendors

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Sausage is a short animated film by Robert Grieves. It begins adorably with two street-food vendors — one selling hand-reared sausage, the other with freshly-baked artisan breads.

It isn’t until a new mustache-twirling food vendor moves in and starts stealing their customers, that the two have to get creative in order to survive. Then, with a little help from sausage sandwiches and innuendo, the plans of the bad guy are thwarted. Sausage sandwiches solve everything.

[link, via Laughing Squid]

Coffee Propaganda, An Educational Animated Short About Coffee

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Learn everything you needed to know about coffee, as adorably as possible, with Coffee Propaganda. The animated short is made to look and sound like a vintage newsreel from an alien planet, reporting on the discovery of the coffee bean.

The film, while extremely cute and educational, does make Earth sound like it’s full of nothing more than blue water and caffeine addicts. Just so you know, aliens… We can stop at anytime. Enjoy.

[link, via Laughing Squid]