If Ron Swanson had his own video game [editor’s note: Someone, please make this happen], it would surely be nothing short of an epic 8-bit quest for bacon and eggs.
All The Bacon & Eggs poster gives us a glimpse into this alternate video game reality, with our friend Ron becoming Super Mario — only with a better mustache. Gameplay would surely include our hero stomping on some vegans and government officials, while scrolling towards the ultimate breakfast.
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Already immortalized on parodic book covers, in cake-form, and his own barbecue sauce — Ron Swanson finally gets an Obey poster spin-off.
Ron Swanson Eats Bacon was created by Politikwerft Designbüro of Germany. Yes, Ron… We will obey… All of the bacon and eggs that we have.
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If you respond favorably to terms such as “meat tornado,” and consider fish a vegetable, then Ron F***ing Swanson BBQ Sauce is here to help. Inspired by everyone’s favorite meat-eating curmudgeon from Parks and Recreation, the sauce is thick and bold — just like Ron’s mustache.
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We’ve seen him in mosaic, and even as a Dr. Seuss character. Now, the manliest of Parks and Recreation managers gets his turn as a cake. Created for her husband’s 31th birthday, the Ron Swanson Cake is brought to us by Liz of Eat Cake Be Merry. Or, as we like to call her here at Foodiggity, “The coolest wife ever.”
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Dr. Seuss never met Ron Swanson. But we’re sure if he had, Sam I Am would’ve been replaced with the Parks Department Director of Pawnee, Indiana. And there would be some sort of green meat tornado involved.
Ron Swanson vs. Dr. Seuss is an illustration by Tom Trager, and available as a t-shirt over at Red Bubble.
