Every Pizza Place Salad Ever According To Family Guy

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Pizza places specialize in turning large balls of dough, shredded cheese and tomato sauce into the ultimate food item. The only problem, is when pizza guys need to go off script, i.e. to make a salad.

Family Guy takes us behind the scenes of the process, with two confused pizza guys attempting to compose a melange of vegetables. Spoiler alert… It’s hilariously accurate.

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The Pizza Pool Float Delivers on Summer Fun

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Do you plan to lounge in the pool this summer? Do you have seven friends who share your love of floating aimlessly?

If you answered yes to either, then you should grab a Pizza Pool Float. The best part, is that you can order the Pizza Floats by the slice. Whether you’d like to complete a giant floating pizza, or to go solo — the slices attach and re-attach easily.

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This Pizza Slice With Crust On Every Side Is A Kid’s Worst Nightmare

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Kids love pizza, but they usually detest the crust. Now imagine, if they’re due for some type of punishment, you tell the kids it’s pizza night, and then hand them Pizza With Crust On Every Side.

Brought to us by Vinnie’s Pizzeria in Brooklyn, the slices are a crust-lover’s dream and a kid’s nightmare. No longer do crust-lovers need to wait until the end to enjoy the big crunchy part. Kids… take your pizza to your room and think about what you did.

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The Pizza Frisbee Delivers The Fun

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Nothing will get you in the mood for a little fun at the park and lunch, better than the Pizza Frisbee.

Your new favorite flying disc delivers on fun and aerodynamics — with a pizza printed right on it. Just, don’t get too distracted by the spinning pepperoni, sauce and cheese — or you could find yourself eating plastic for lunch.

Also available in Donut. New at The Foodiggity Shop.

10.5″x10.5″. Plastic. Fun.

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