Pizza Hut Now Makes Sneakers That’ll Order A Pizza For You

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Ordering a pizza used to be an arduous process of picking up a phone, dialing said phone, and then speaking to another human. Then came apps, that take nothing more than a push of a button… but that became boring and isn’t footwear.

Thankfully, there’s now Pie Tops [ugh]. The Pizza Hut-branded sneakers could not only help improve your sad hoops game, but at the push of a button on the footwear’s tongue, you can order a pizza. The button works via Bluetooth and in tandem with an app that stores your default order.

So, once you’re done getting schooled on the court, you can simply reach over, give your sneaker a squeeze, and treat the team to a pie. No mention yet if the Pie Tops will be available for a mass release, but a few are being offered to help celebrate Pizza Hut’s 1st anniversary as the official pizza of the NCAA.

[link, via Nerdist]

A Pizza Box That Turns Into A DJ Turntable

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If you’d really like to get the pizza party started, the playable DJ Pizza Box will get the crowd into it.

Brought to us by Pizza Hut UK, when opened up, the pizza box connects to a computer and speakers via Bluetooth. Control the pitch, cue and volume, in between scratching the wheels of steel, er, cardboard.

Now you’ll just need a cool pizza-themed DJ name, like MC Cheezy-Cheese. Please, nobody steal that.

[link, via Mashable]

Pizza Hut Makes A Pizza With A Tater-Tot Crust Now

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To help cater to your inner 5-yr-old, Pizza Hut New Zealand is now offering a Pizza with Tater-Tot Crust.

While going above and beyond in pizza crust innovation is nothing new, tater-tots could be the offering that covers the most diverse demographic… Kids under the age of 10, stoners, and Napolean Dynamite-enthusiasts.

Would you eat this? We won’t judge.

[link, via First We Feast]

Pizza Hut Now Has A Line of Clothing Made Especially For Bros and The Girlfriends of Bros

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Pizza Hut, best known for their pizza-esque food offerings and other crust-stuffing crimes, is now in the clothing business.

Hut Swag [shudder] is a questionable line of hats, shirts, socks and other cheesy merchandise — made especially to be worn by bros and the girlfriends of bros.

There’s even Pizza Vision Sunglasses, which will not only help declare your Hut-love, but will instantly make you a lot more punchable. Check out all of the swag here, brah!

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[link, via First We Feast]