Tag: pizza

The Pizza Koozie Is Here To Help

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“What a fucking time to be alive,” explains The Vulgar Chef, Kyle Marcoux… right before he proves it with the Pizza Koozie.

No longer will we have to protect our beverages with boring cloth or foam koozies that aren’t pizzas. Marcoux shows us how, by wrapping dough, pepperoni and cheese around a can of PBR, and sticking it in the oven.

The result… pizza and beer, no slicing or empty pizza boxes necessary. What a fucking time to be alive, indeed.

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Pumpkin Spice Latte Pizza Is Here To Help Ruin Fall

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If you’re tired of your Pumpkin Spice Latte in hot liquid form, there’s a new and horrifying way to ingest your PSL.

BuzzFeed Food has unleashed the Pumpkin Spice Latte Pizza, and our falls will never be the same. The recipe begins innocently enough with a pumpkin spice mixture, then someone breaks out the instant pizza dough and marshmallows. The result… something that looks like a pizza that was involved in a nuclear accident. Recipe here.

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A Pizza Box That Turns Into A DJ Turntable

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If you’d really like to get the pizza party started, the playable DJ Pizza Box will get the crowd into it.

Brought to us by Pizza Hut UK, when opened up, the pizza box connects to a computer and speakers via Bluetooth. Control the pitch, cue and volume, in between scratching the wheels of steel, er, cardboard.

Now you’ll just need a cool pizza-themed DJ name, like MC Cheezy-Cheese. Please, nobody steal that.

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America Gets Its First Pizza ATM

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ATMs aren’t just for dispensing cash and crushing your soul with an onscreen account balance anymore. Now, thanks to the Paline Pizza ATM, you can now have a hot pizza conveniently dispensed.

The first of these Pizza ATMs in North America has been installed at Xavier University, aka, the new greatest college campus ever. Each machine will store up to seventy 12″ pizzas, that will heat in the machine’s convection oven in about 3 minutes.

Unfortunately, the traditional ATMs are still there to remind you that you’re broke.

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