Create Your Own LaCroix Sparkling Water Flavor, Yuppie

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via MyLaCroix.com

If LaCroix‘s current arsenal of essenced water and garish packaging isn’t enough for you, the Make My LaCroix Flavor Generator is here to help.

Although we’re able to create any sparkling water flavor we can think of, and design a can to match, it’s all just for fun. Apologies to those looking forward to actually sipping Ham Water.

Obviously, the flavor generator is nothing more than a good opportunity for the internet to be complete dicks. Although, Xanax and Box Wine Essenced sounds pretty awesome. Get on that, LaCroix.
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The Pizza Frisbee Delivers The Fun

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Nothing will get you in the mood for a little fun at the park and lunch, better than the Pizza Frisbee.

Your new favorite flying disc delivers on fun and aerodynamics — with a pizza printed right on it. Just, don’t get too distracted by the spinning pepperoni, sauce and cheese — or you could find yourself eating plastic for lunch.

Also available in Donut. New at The Foodiggity Shop.

10.5″x10.5″. Plastic. Fun.

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Meat Tattoos, When You Need To Show Some Temporary Meat Love

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Want to show some meat love, but have commitment issues? Meat Tattoos are here to help. The Grade-A temporary tattoos are available in various cuts of pork and beef for the ultimate carnivore. Sorry, vegetarians… The Vegetable Tattoos are on backorder until forever.

One package contains fourteen meaty tattoos — beef and pork. Available at The Foodiggity Shop.

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