Poop Peeps Are Here To Help Ruin Easter

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You know that poop emoji that we never use, but always giggle at when we’re looking for a happy face? Well, Nomageddon thought that the smiling turd would make a great marshmallow treat. Spoiler… it does.

Poop Peeps would be appropriate for a few reasons. Either, you’ve had it with traditional Peeps staring at you judgingly. Or, you want to let someone know how you really feel about them this Easter.

Either way, with a little brown-dyed sugar and a few other simple ingredients, you can make your own.

[link, via Incredible Things]

Peeps S’Mores Will Make This The Greatest Easter Ever

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It’s officially Peeps season, which means that we need to use the squishy little chicks in as many ways as possible.

Brought to us by Delish, Peeps S’mores is one, and arguably the greatest, way to use the colorful Easter treat. Anytime s’mores is involved, it’s a good time. Even if the marshmallows stare back, judging us.

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Peeps Milk Is Back, Baby!

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If you couldn’t get enough Peeps in liquid form last year, the inexplicable Peeps Milk is back… and it’s brought some friends.

The marshmallow treat-flavored milk now comes in four flavors — Chocolate Marshmallow, Egg Nog, and new Strawberry Créme and Orange Créme. Just in time to improve Easter.

Last year, most of us were left washing our Peeps down with regular milk, as Peeps Milk was only available in the Midwest. This year, Prairie Farms is unleashing the milk nationwide.

[link, via Mental Floss]

Pumpkin Spice Peeps Exist

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Peeps — the squishy, seemingly-unflavored Easter marshmallows — would now like to stare at you blankly in the fall too.

Pumpkin Spice Peeps were recently unveiled. The horrifying new treats not only continues our long-standing pumpkin spice nightmare, but eliminates Peeps’ seasonality.

No longer will stale marshmallows be limited to the spring. Once found only in Easter baskets, Peeps will now take refuge amongst our Halloween candy — making it easier to tell which neighbors hate kids.

To complete the circle of fall flavor hell, Peeps will also offer caramel apple, and candy corn flavors. They’ll be available only at Target and the Peeps online store starting August 31st, kid-haters.

[link, via Thrillist]

How To Find The Speed Of Light Using Peeps

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Peeps owe their color, gelatinousness, and very existence to science. So, it only makes sense that they pay it back, by lending themselves to a scientific experiment.

Finding The Speed of Light with Peeps, by NPR’s Skunk Bear, is a very fun way to come up with how fast light travels. It’s actually quite simple, and a fun little project that you can do with the kids… if they don’t eat all the Peeps first. Science!!

[link, via Mental Floss]