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Peeps Cereal Exists

Just when you thought it was safe to enjoy a non-Peep fueled morning — Peeps Cereal has been unleashed.

The painfully unnecessary cereal borrows the colors and flavors of the squishy treats, but there isn’t a cute bunny or chick anywhere to be found. Someone at Kellogg’s must’ve forgotten that the only reason folks eat Peeps is for their squishiness, rough sugar armor, and how Peeps stare at us lovingly before we bite their heads off.

Either way, the Peeps Cereal does come with marshmallows — so they’re like Froot Loops crossed with Lucky Charms crossed with a cereal company that hates you. Enjoy.

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Peeps Coffee Creamer Is Here To Sweeten Your Easter Morning

There are numerous ways to turn a perfectly good cup of coffee into an overly-sweet version of itself. However, there has never been anything so marshmallowy as Peeps Coffee Creamer.

Brought to us by the makers of many coffee crimes, International Delight, the “Sweet Marshmallow” treat is only available for a limited time. Be sure to have some actual Peeps on hand, you know, for dunking. We won’t judge.

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Peeps Oreos Exist

Oreo, never one to shy away from bat-shit crazy versions of their sandwich cookie, wants in on the Easter action.

Peeps Oreos are here, just in time to add some life to that boring basket of yours. The former chick-shaped marshmallow will now be squished between Oreo’s vanilla cookies. The Easter treats will be available at Walmart locations starting Feb. 22.

No mention if you can still see the Peep’s beady little eyes peeking at you from in-between the cookies.

[link, via Food and Wine]

Cinnamon Roll Peeps Exist

Just when you thought that Peeps could only help ruin Easter, the beady-eyed marshmallow treats are back with Cinnamon Roll Peeps.

Assuming they were designed for Christmas, the Peeps will make a fun addition to any stocking. And, at only 53 calories per chick, they’re a better choice than a Cinnabon. Just try not to confuse them for the other brown Peep.

[link, via Delish]

Jabba The Peep

Imagine how much different Return of The Jedi would’ve been if Jabba The Hutt, instead of being a ruthless space slug, was actually an adorable fluffy marshmallow treat.

Jenn Fujikawa of justJENN recipes gives us a glimpse into this alternate Star Wars universe, with the Jabba The Hutt Marshmallow Treat. With some carefully placed fluff and colored sugar, you too can have a Jabba just as adorable as any Ewok.

Come to think of it, in this candy version of ROTJ… Can the Ewoks be gummy bears that get eaten? Please and thank you.

[link, via Laughing Squid]