Peeps — the squishy, seemingly-unflavored Easter marshmallows — would now like to stare at you blankly in the fall too.
Pumpkin Spice Peeps were recently unveiled. The horrifying new treats not only continues our long-standing pumpkin spice nightmare, but eliminates Peeps’ seasonality.
No longer will stale marshmallows be limited to the spring. Once found only in Easter baskets, Peeps will now take refuge amongst our Halloween candy — making it easier to tell which neighbors hate kids.
To complete the circle of fall flavor hell, Peeps will also offer caramel apple, and candy corn flavors. They’ll be available only at Target and the Peeps online store starting August 31st, kid-haters.