Drink Your Bloody Mary Through a Beef Straw

Filed under “What the hell took so long?” we finally get to enjoy our Bloody Mary as it should have always been — drank through beef. Benny’s Bloody Mary Beef Straws answers our prayers, and creates a delivery system of hangover cure like no other.

Sorry celery, you had a good run as the go-to garnish, but you’re just not beefy or jerky enough.

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Foodiggity’s Best of The Week, 2/13-2/17

Cake History, Meat Roses, and Bacon S’mores… It’s Foodiggity’s Best of The Week.

Sweet, sweet historyCakes Throughout U.S. History
Say it with meatThe Steak Bouquet For Meat Lovers
This explains everythingThe Coffee Cycle
Tea Time Gets PrehistoricThe Tea Rex
Rice-A-Phoni anyone?Wacky Packages
Yes please… Bacon S’mores

The Steak Bouquet For Meat Lovers

Why say “I love you” with ordinary roses, when you could say “I love you and here’s some meat?” The Steak Bouquet is brought to us by British butcher Antony Bowness of Gloucestershire, England. Made from strips of sirloin, it should get the point across to the meat lover in your life.

Have a happy Valentine’s Day… even if you are getting meatless roses.

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