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Filed under “What the hell took so long?” we finally get to enjoy our Bloody Mary as it should have always been — drank through beef. Benny’s Bloody Mary Beef Straws answers our prayers, and creates a delivery system of hangover cure like no other.
Sorry celery, you had a good run as the go-to garnish, but you’re just not beefy or jerky enough.
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Milk does the body good. Caffeine does it even better. Caffeinated Chocolate Milk Straws combines the two, by packing 200mg of caffeine into your glass of moo juice — or whatever other beverage is handy.
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Jell-O Pianos, Mascots Gone Wild, and Dancing Squids… It’s Foodiggity’s Best of The Week.
There’s always room for… Jell-O Piano
The elusive Grimace and others… Food Mascots In The Wild
Extreme close-up!!… Microscope Photographs of Food
When lunch attacks… The Dancing Squid Dish
Make anything a juicebox… The Titanium Straw
Sharpen up some cheese… The Parmesan Pencils
Sip your juicebox like a boss, or use the Titanium Straw and blunt force to create your own. Available at ThinkGeek, you can also cut out the middle man and drink straight from the fruit.
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