Ladies… Do you absolutely positively need to drink somewhere that liquor isn’t allowed? Well, your booze-smuggling prayers have been answered, with these flasks made to look like tampons.

Just fill ’em up and get on the line with the dumbest security guard in the place. Then enjoy your Cosmos, Screwdrivers, or that drink that’s a mix of vodka and tomato juice… Please don’t make me say it.

[link, via Laughing Squid]