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No longer are gin and tonics restricted to liquid form. Spreadable Gin is here to provide your cocktail as a jam.
Available from Firebox, the booze jelly contains gin, sugar, lemon, water, and quinine extract. Although, Spreadable Gin won’t give you a buzz, it will make your toast a lot less boring.
It’s been a rough year. So, why not take the edge off as majestically as possible with Unicorn Tears Gin Liqueur?
Brought to us by Firebox, the magical booze is made possible by using their “free range Unicorn herd and closely-guarded extraction process (patent-pending).” They then “humanely force-feed these beautiful beasts entire wheelbarrows of citrus fruit, oranges, juniper berries, bunches of coriander, and sticks of liquorice.”
Sounds pretty legit. Bottoms up!
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Firebox appears to have captured the elusive unicorn, extracted its mystical tears, and have done what most of us would do with this newfound power… use it to make booze.
Unicorn Tears Gin Liqueur does just that. The magical elixir is not only 40% ABV, with notes of candied orange peels, maple syrup, and pine-y juniper berries — but edible silver flakes are included to complete the effect.
We assume that the unicorns cried the silver too. Is there anything they can’t do?
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