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The Colonel Sanders Vintage Halloween Costume Will Get You All The Candy

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If you’re still not sure what to be for Halloween, and wouldn’t mind kicking it old-school, The Colonel Sanders Costume is here to help.

Officially-titled, Halloween Harland, the costume will not only disguise you as the world’s greatest chicken salesman, but the mask and bib pays tribute to those dime store Halloween costumes from the 70s. The Halloween Harland set is available at the KFC Store, with KFC Trick or Treat Buckets available at participating restaurants after Oct. 27th.

Hopefully, your neighbors don’t participate in this vintage Halloween theme, or you’ll probably be getting spare change and NECCO Wafers in your basket.

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KFC Released An Employee Training Video That’s Part Educational, Part Terrifying

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KFC, never one to shy away from being completely bizarre, has released a virtual-reality training video… and we’re terrified.

The Hard Way challenges the trainee to create the perfect fried chicken in order to escape a locked room — all while taking instruction from a creepier-than-usual Colonel Sanders voice.

Although it’s marketed as a “training game,” The Hard Way has the look and feel of a horror movie. And, there are killer robots involved. At least they appear “killer.” Watch and decide for yourself.

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The New KFC Shop Is Finger Lickin’ Couture

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Need some fried chicken socks to add to the ensemble? How about a pillow case that makes it look like you’re in bed with Colonel Sanders? Wait, wuh?

KFC Ltd. is the chicken company’s new online shop. If you’d like to show off your love of chicken buckets and gray-haired southern gentlemen — consider a pair of Fried Chicken Socks, a Fried Chicken Sweatshirt, Dream Colonel Pillowcase, or KFC Poster. Have $20K to spend? Then, how about a KFC Chicken Zinger made from an actual meteorite?

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KFC Made A Romance Novella Featuring A Sexy Colonel Sanders

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If Colonel Sander’s goatee, string tie and secret recipe ever did it for you, then you’re in for quite a treat. KFC has upped the Colonel’s sexy-game, with the release of Tender Wings of Desire, a romance novella featuring Harland Sanders as sex object.

KFC believes that this sordid tale of Southern love and greasy fingers could be part of the ultimate Mother’s Day gift. The novella, paired with KFC’s $20 Fill Up, will help fulfill mom’s twisted fast food fantasies, while providing a family meal for those responsible.

Tender Wings of Desire is real, free, and available now for download. KFC will also surprise 100 fans on Facebook with the chance to win dinner and a hard copy of the book. Doesn’t mom deserve some Colonel this year?

“When Lady Madeline Parker runs away from Parker Manor and a loveless betrothal, she finally feels like she is in control of her life. But what happens when she realizes she can’t control how she feels? When she finds herself swept into the arms of Harland, a handsome sailor with a mysterious past, Madeline realizes she must choose between a life of order and a man of passion. Can love overcome lies? What happens in the embrace of destiny, on the Tender Wings of Desire?”

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Rob Lowe Is The New Colonel Sanders

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The hottest gig on television now appears to be portraying KFC’s Colonel Sanders. And, luckily for those looking for work, the role has been what you might call ‘extremely interchangeable.’

Next up to sport the string tie and goatee is Rob Lowe. The new campaign is for the Chicken Zinger Sandwich, which KFC may or may not be launching into space. It’s hard to tell, as the viewer will surely be distracted by the new Colonel’s seemingly eternal youth, and uneven Kentucky accent.

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