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Why take the time to manually mix ketchup and mayonnaise, when Heinz will gladly do it for you?
Mayochup will not only save space in your fridge, but the condiment mash-up will keep you from having to do all that work. Although this “fry-sauce” is currently only available in the Middle East, Heinz is asking folks if they should bring Mayochup to the U.S.
So, head to Twitter and let them know how you feel about Mayochup. “Yes, please!” Or, “I’ll mix my own, Heinz!”
The condiment wars are on, people. And, there’s probably no better way to settle the dispute, than having a few condiment puppets fight to the death.
Brought to us by Glove and Boots, adorable versions of mustard and mayonnaise compete in a series of battles — including an intelligence test, poise and grace, and endurance. Eventually, the competition needs to be settled with a good ol’ fashioned bare-knuckle brawl.
What condiment are you rooting for? Perhaps, you’re more of a ketchup person? Or, is it catsup? There’s only one way to settle this…
[link, via Laughing Squid]
If you were wondering how this selfie craze could be made a little bit more intolerable, Hellmann’s has the answer. Warning… it involves printing your mug on a burger using mayonnaise.
Hellmann’s recently set up a selfie printing station/burger truck and, with the help of a 3D printer, created Burger Selfies. Although the pictures weren’t taken by the subject themselves, so “selfie” is a bit misleading. That, and nobody believes that anyone still puts mayonnaise on a burger. Lies! All lies!!
[link, via Incredible Things]
We weren’t aware that ordinary mayonnaise was go girly. Nonetheless, Mannaise is the first mayonnaise product for men by men. So, what makes this mayo so manly? Well, for starters, the mascot has an awesome mustache. And this testosterone-fueled condiment includes roasted jalapeños which, as we all know, are the manliest of all jalapeños. Mannaise is currently in its Kickstarter phase — but you can check it out and pledge here.
And remember, when using a manly condiment, to always practice safe lunch.
[link, via Cool Material]