The Skull and Crossbones Rolling Pin Makes Spooky Cookies

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Halloween’s coming, and you’re going to need the spookiest cookies possible. The Skull and Crossbones Rolling Pin will help spookify that boring dough of yours.

Brought to us by Etsy store, Mood For Wood, the beechwood rolling pin is embossed with enough skulls and bones to get the kids in the spirit.

Give a few skull and crossbones cookies to trick-or-treaters, and you’ll be the coolest house on the block… except for that lady down the street that gives out full-sized Snickers.

Check out the pin here.

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Pumpkin Spice Peeps Exist

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Peeps — the squishy, seemingly-unflavored Easter marshmallows — would now like to stare at you blankly in the fall too.

Pumpkin Spice Peeps were recently unveiled. The horrifying new treats not only continues our long-standing pumpkin spice nightmare, but eliminates Peeps’ seasonality.

No longer will stale marshmallows be limited to the spring. Once found only in Easter baskets, Peeps will now take refuge amongst our Halloween candy — making it easier to tell which neighbors hate kids.

To complete the circle of fall flavor hell, Peeps will also offer caramel apple, and candy corn flavors. They’ll be available only at Target and the Peeps online store starting August 31st, kid-haters.

[link, via Thrillist]

Minor League Baseball Team Unveils The Frankenslice, A Pizza With Hot Dogs In The Crust

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It’s one of the hardest decisions we have to make… whether to have a hot dog or pizza at the ballpark. The Frankenslice is here to help.

Brought to us by the Triple-A Fresno Grizzlies, the food hybrid is a pizza with a hot dog baked into each slice’s crust… because decisions are hard.

The Frankenslice is part of the team’s Halfway to Halloween promotion, beginning May 21st. Although there will be other halloween-themed events planned, the pizza/hotdog is probably the most frightening.

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[via MLB]

The Zombie Ice Mold Will Help Make Your Drinks Creepier

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Whether you need to add a little creep factor to your cocktail, or want to freak out the kids by leaving something in their apple juice, the Zombie Ice Mold is here to help.

Designed to look like a severed hand of the undead, freeze some up for your next cocktail party, or for a holiday where zombie hands would be appropriate. Perhaps Christmas?

The Zombie Ice Mold is creepy, and available at The Foodiggity Shop.

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This Video Explains How Your Halloween Candy May Slowly Be Killing You

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Halloween and the raiding of your kids’ candy bags is upon us. And, lest we think that our only concern should be the high sugar intake, this video may truly scare you this Halloween.

Brought to us by animator Daniella Urdinlaiz — the cartoon goes on to explain, rather apologetically, that some of the most popular Halloween candies contain ingredients far worse than a little tooth-decaying sugar.

From trans-fat to the same stuff that you’d wax your car with — perhaps we should think twice before we’re elbow deep in our child’s candy stash. You’re welcome, and we’re sorry too.

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