October is almost here, which means that there will be vampires everywhere looking to bite us, and possibly steal our chips… true story.
Black Garlic Doritos are here to protect us this fall. Not only do vampires hate garlic, but we hear that they only dig Cool Ranch… another true story.
Although the chips are only available in Japan, we can still eat Doritos all October. Just avoid Cool Ranch.
[via Nerdist]
Candy corn, the ubiquitous Halloween candy that’s given out by the neighbors who hate kids, is apparently in the middle of some sort of renaissance. Brach’s, borrowing from the alternative-flavor playbook created by Oreo, has unleashed Brunch-Flavored Candy Corn.
The sugar-nuggets, having graduated from their familiar yellow, white and orange, have been replaced with the desaturated colors of a late breakfast. Flavors of the brunch candy corns are French Toast and Maple Syrup, Waffles and Strawberry, and Chocolate Chip Pancakes — replacing the classic flavor of high fructose corn syrup and disappointment.
Brunch Favorites Candy Corns will be available for a limited time only at Target stores.
It’s cereal monster season and, let’s face it, our current mascot trio is getting a bit long in the tooth. So, what if these outdated cereals were rebooted with a few modern-day monsters?
HalloweenCostumes.com is here to provide that visual with Cereal Killers. Imagine strolling the cereal aisle and not being able to decide between Friday The 13th-inspired ‘Machete Mateys,’ ‘Fruity Kruegers,’ or ‘Xenomorph Mallows.’
So, how about it, General Mills? Time for an update? Please keep Fruit Brute though.
Step away from the Pumpkin Spice Latte… there’s a new fleeting drink offering from Starbucks. The Frappula, a vampire-inspired beverage, is a white chocolate frapp with mocha sauce, whipped cream, and raspberry sauce as the blood part.
Hurry though… The Frappula is only around until Nov. 1. Coincidentally, this also marks the official end of our national pumpkin spice nightmare.
[link]
Our buddy, Tiny Hamster, is all set to go trick or treating — armed with the appropriate meme-inspired costume. Dressed as Pizza Rat (not the sexy kind) and accompanied by a few rodent friends, Tiny Hamster goes door to door, munching on gummy bears, candy corn and taffy.
Please watch this…
[link]
