We hope that you saved room for dessert… and to be creeped the eff out.
Creepy Face Pies are brought to us by Etsy shop, It Came From Under My Bed. Although the pies come in a variety of horrifying faces, some of the accoutrements such as teeth and the tongue can be added for effect. That effect being to ruin dessert, dinner and any other plans that you have for the next few days. Enjoy.
It’s Halloween, so it’s time to upgrade those boring flat pies. The Nightmare Before Christmas Piescraper Carousel is brought to us by Jessica Leigh Clark-Bojin of Pies Are Awesome.
Check out her tutorial below, and then go upgrade your Halloween pies. There’s still a few hours to get it done.
Are you looking to yield the most powerful of Halloween treats this year? Thor’s Mjolnir Candy Apples want to bring the thunder.
Brought to us by Nerdist, the delicious treats are made possible with some gray candy coating and square apples. Apparently, square apples are a thing in Asgard. Or, you can cut regular round apples, according to this tutorial. Enjoy…
Still trying to figure out what to be for Halloween? If you’re female, enjoy food, and won’t mind the worst pun-fueled pick-up lines for a night, then we’ve got you covered.
Please enjoy our Sexy Halloween Food Costume Guide, as well as the lines you should expect to hear from unoriginal men at the Halloween party. Enjoy.
If you’re going ‘sexy’ for Halloween, it doesn’t get much hotter than the Sexy Sriracha Costume — unless someone can find a Blair’s Mega Death Sauce outfit.
Pick-up lines that you’ll surely hear: “Can I get a squeeze?” “Wow, you’re hot. Haha, has anyone else said that tonight?” Something referencing the rooster.
Clowns are definitely trending up, thanks to IT. Even if Pennywise and Ronald McDonald are pretty creepy, you can bring the sexy back to clowning with the Sexy Hamburger Clown Costume.
Pick-up lines that you’ll surely hear: “Can I get fries with that shake?” “How about some McLovin’?” “What’s Grimace really like?”
The Sexy Taco Costume is a great way to break out of your shell and show off your fillings. Just be prepared for male party-goers with the munchies.
Pick-up lines that you’ll surely hear: “Let’s taco bout that dress.” “Is guacamole extra?” “Why don’t you come out of your shell?”
Bacon is already sexy AF. The Sexy Bacon Dress, therefore, may be too hot to handle on Halloween night.
Pick-up lines that you’ll surely hear: “You’re sizzlin’.” “You’re bacon me crazy.” “Can I be your eggs, or burger, or any other food item, since bacon goes great with everything?”
Presented without comment, the Sexy Gumball Machine Costume.
Pick up lines that you’ll surely hear: Most likely, something about balls.
You remember the candy… It was a pouch of colored sand that you’d stick a flavorless stick into, and it would tear apart your tongue and the roof of your mouth. Sexy, right? The Sexy Fun Dip Costume even comes with a “Lik-a-Stik” that you’ll probably need to fight off the boys with.
Pick up lines that you’ll surely hear: “I’ve got a lick-a-stick for ya.” “Can I get a lick?” A lot of lick jokes… you get the idea.
If you’re still not sure what to be for Halloween, and wouldn’t mind kicking it old-school, The Colonel Sanders Costume is here to help.
Officially-titled, Halloween Harland, the costume will not only disguise you as the world’s greatest chicken salesman, but the mask and bib pays tribute to those dime store Halloween costumes from the 70s. The Halloween Harland set is available at the KFC Store, with KFC Trick or Treat Buckets available at participating restaurants after Oct. 27th.
Hopefully, your neighbors don’t participate in this vintage Halloween theme, or you’ll probably be getting spare change and NECCO Wafers in your basket.
