There’s A Golden Girls Cereal Now

We haven’t heard from our favorite female seniors, The Golden Girls, in quite a while. For one, there hasn’t been a new episode in over 26 years. Oh, and three-quarters of the “Girls” are now in a better place.

No matter… the old gal’s spirit lives on in re-runs and Funko Golden Girls Cereal. The best part, is that the cereal box’s prize is a Rose mini Funko Pop. Appropriate, considering Betty White will probably outlive the plastic version of herself.

We hate to disappoint, but The Golden Girls Funko’s aren’t cheesecake-flavored. Also, they’re totally sold-out and being marked up heavily on eBay and other sites. Either way, thank you for being a friend.

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Follow Your Nose To Froot Loops Mini Donuts

Finally, a more convenient way to enjoy Froot Loops, without all of the milk-pouring and spoon-finding.

Carl’s Jr. is here to help with Froot Loops Mini Donuts. The little treats are flavored with Froot Loops and colored just like the breakfast cereal. No mention if a cartoon toucan will help you find a box, but check out a Carl’s Jr. or Hardee’s if they’re in your area.

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Unicorn Cereal Exists, Will Make Breakfast Magical

Regardless of your zodiac sign, or your feelings about excessive pink and purple hues — 2017 was the year of the unicorn. There were Unicorn Frappuccinos, Unicorn Pizza and Unicorn Macarons to name some of the food-based unicorn hysteria.

Now, the majestic animal wants to brighten up 2018 and your breakfast table, with Unicorn Cereal. Brought to us by Kellogg’s, the cereal is similar to Froot Loops. However, instead of the colors of a fruit rainbow, Unicorn Cereal will be cupcake-flavored pink, purple, and blue.

Although, there’ll be no way to miss these in the cereal aisle, keep an eye out for these boxes in early 2018.

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The Human Skull Bowl Is Perfect For Cereal Killers

It’s almost Halloween, and your boring ceramic food bowls just aren’t going to do. Get in the holiday spirit with a Human Skull Bowl.

Handmade by Etsy shop, Catacomb Culture, the food vessels are handmade out of food-safe resin. Use one to eat your monster cereal from, or anything worthy of a hollowed-out skull. Find out more here.

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The Breakfast Bowl Is A Cereal Bowl and Bong Hybrid

Wake-and-bake just got a bit more convenient. The Breakfast Bowl is a cereal bowl/water bong hybrid.

Simply fill the inner bowl with your favorite cereal and milk, and the chamber with your favorite herb. The outer bowl will then fill with smoke until released, as your spoonful of Apple Jacks awaits. Or, whatever the stoner choice of cereal is these days.

The Breakfast Bowl is available here.

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