It’s been a rough year. So, why not take the edge off as majestically as possible with Unicorn Tears Gin Liqueur?
Brought to us by Firebox, the magical booze is made possible by using their “free range Unicorn herd and closely-guarded extraction process (patent-pending).” They then “humanely force-feed these beautiful beasts entire wheelbarrows of citrus fruit, oranges, juniper berries, bunches of coriander, and sticks of liquorice.”
Sounds pretty legit. Bottoms up!
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“What a fucking time to be alive,” explains The Vulgar Chef, Kyle Marcoux… right before he proves it with the Pizza Koozie.
No longer will we have to protect our beverages with boring cloth or foam koozies that aren’t pizzas. Marcoux shows us how, by wrapping dough, pepperoni and cheese around a can of PBR, and sticking it in the oven.
The result… pizza and beer, no slicing or empty pizza boxes necessary. What a fucking time to be alive, indeed.
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Who says Stormtroopers aren’t a good shot? The Stormtrooper Shot Glass and Decanter are here, and we’re pretty sure they won’t miss your pie-hole.
Modeled after Andrew Ainsworth’s original Stormtrooper helmet design, the Super Flint Glass decanter will hold your favorite booze, until you’re ready to fill the 150ml shot glass. Just try to shoot straight.
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Heads up! Animal Head Shot Glasses will help get the party started.
Beautifully-designed to look like the noggins of a Ram, Moose, Bear and Rhino, the shot glass set is ceramic with a polished black finish. So, they’ll look good in any bar, even if it’s not already animal-themed. Available for pre-order at The Foodiggity Shop.
Set includes four (4) shot glasses. Ram, Moose, Bear and Rhino. Ceramic. Two-ounces each. High-gloss black. Hand-washing recommended. Awesome packaging makes a great gift.
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There are few things more American than sitting on the couch and drinking a beer while watching television. But those pesky round beer mugs obstruct our vision.
The TV Beer Mug is here to help. The one-pint beer mug features a sloped edge that, when held to your face, opens up your field of vision. So, beer-drinkers will no longer have to wait for commercials, or miss any important parts of their show because there was a stupid round mug in their face.
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