Foodiggity’s Best of The Week, 2/28-3/4

Queer Beer, Tiger Blood, and Meat-In-a-Can… It’s Foodiggity’s Best of the Week.

Teach your kids the sting of disappointmentFake Food Cooking Toy
It’s here, it’s beer!The World’s First Gay Beer
Areola Swirl anyone?If Ben & Jerry’s Made Breast Milk Ice Cream
Winning!Charlie Sheen’s Tiger Blood Energy Drink
Impress your French camping buddiesGourmet Lunch In A Can Exists
Sew them on a train, or in a planeCrocheted Green Eggs & Ham

Gourmet Lunch In a Can Exists

Not your average meat-in-a-canGastronomie Le Naked Lunch claims that their mystery meat will at least be gourmet.

Made by Quebec-based Conserverie Artisanale, you can now impress all of your French-Canadian camping buddies with options such as Smoked Meat de Canard, Choucroute Alsacienne (sauerkraut and sausage), and Pâté Chinois de Gibier (Quebecois shepherd’s pie). Putain de merde!

[link, via Lost At E Minor]

Meat-Eating Furniture

Is that coffee table that you picked up at IKEA not earning its keep? Is your wall clock not as involved in the game of life as you’d like? Well, designers James Auger and Jimmy Loizeau have created some rather disturbing furniture, such as a fly-powered clock and a coffee table that controls your mice population.

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Lewis Black Weighs In On The Taco Bell Meat Scandal


The always entertaining and comically spastic Lewis Black stopped by The Daily Show last night to discuss the recent Taco Bell meat scandal. Not surprisingly, the opinionated and radical Black did not disappoint in bringing the comic-gold-laced tirade.

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Vegans Are Cowardly And Continually Radiate Anti-Gravitons

As already suspected, Vegans are a cowardly species with horn-like protrusions in their foreheads. What is only a small surprise is that they also emit anti-gravitons in order to support their own awkwardness.

Essential Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe (Vol. 1, No. 11) proves that the race hails from Vega (duh), is over 30-feet tall, and actually have opposable thumbs to better grip their tofu.

[via Boing Boing]