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Indelicate Doily Coasters

Putting out coasters for your guests is a great passive-aggressive way of telling them that you don’t appreciate drink rings. But if you have friends who may not respond to subtlety, you might want to consider Indelicate Doily Coasters.

Each coaster comes complete with a hard lesson in etiquette, such as “Don’t Stain My Table, Douchebag” and “Be Considerate, Bitches.” The doilies come in a set of 8. However, your number of friends may decrease after using them, so order accordingly. Available here.

[via Fancy]

Brrrr Polar Bear Ice Cube Tray

Real world problem… Ice cubes that will not release from their trays. Wait… People still use ice cube trays? Anyway, if you’re one of the automatic ice maker deficient — The Brrrr Polar Bear Ice Cube Tray is here to help.

Simply fill the ten-legged bear with water, let him freeze, open his mouth, and bang the ice cubes out. Just like a real polar bear — or so we’ve heard.

[link, via BoingBoing]

Brainfreeze Glass Skull Ice Bucket

If you have some ice that needs a place to hang out, and you’re a bit morbid, the Brainfreeze Glass Skull Ice Bucket is here to help. The beautifully-crafted clear glass skull will proudly display and protect up to 54 ounces of ice cubes. And, you could even complete the effect with Brain Ice Cubes, sicko.

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This Is Now The Greatest Bloody Mary Ever

For those keeping score… This is now The Greatest Bloody Mary Ever. Not to be confused with a previous entry that Anvil Pub of Dallas, Texas has just helped relegate to “child’s play.”

If you’re in the Dallas area and have $20 to spare, the best bloody includes the standard tomato juice and vodka — followed by a crawfish, a bacon cheeseburger, a shrimp, cheese, beef jerky, asparagus, Brussels sprouts, green beans, okra, onions, tomatoes, olives, a pickle. And, for good measure, a half pint of beer.

[via Incredible Things]

The Walking Dead Ice Cube Tray

If you like your drink cool and a little morbid, The Walking Dead Ice Cube Tray is here to help. Made from food-safe silicone, the body parts would be a fun addition to your iced tea, lemonade, or Zombie [sorry, had to happen].

And, you could make sure that your zombie ice has a decent food supply with Ice Brains. Excuse me… Ice Braaaaiiinnns.

[available for pre-order, link]