Never Tell Me The Odds Of Owning A Millennium Falcon Asteroid Coffee Table

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Another Star Wars-themed coffee table masterpiece by Tom Spina Designs is here. The Millennium Falcon Coffee Table is a spot-on replica of Han Solo making his way through an asteroid field from The Empire Strikes Back.

The odds of you owning your own Millennium Falcon Coffee Table?… About 3,720 to 1, as this was a custom project created for a client.

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[link, via Geeks Are Sexy]

Boba Fett Being Eaten By The Sarlacc Pit Coffee Table

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If you’re looking for furniture to help tie together your Mandalorian death-themed room, this Boba Fett Coffee Table is here to help.

Created by Tom Spina Designs for a client’s home theater, the coffee table depicts Boba Fett’s unfortunate demise after falling into the Sarlacc pit. Seen is the bounty hunter struggling to escape, while the pit slowly begins to digest him. Who wants coffee?

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[link, via i09]

Indelicate Doily Coasters

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Putting out coasters for your guests is a great passive-aggressive way of telling them that you don’t appreciate drink rings. But if you have friends who may not respond to subtlety, you might want to consider Indelicate Doily Coasters.

Each coaster comes complete with a hard lesson in etiquette, such as “Don’t Stain My Table, Douchebag” and “Be Considerate, Bitches.” The doilies come in a set of 8. However, your number of friends may decrease after using them, so order accordingly. Available here.

[via Fancy]