Welcome To The Foodnited States of America

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From Kaleifornia to The New Pork Island… It’s The Foodnited States of America Poster. After the overwhelming success of our original Instagram series, it made perfect sense to put all of the States together into one yummy map.

So, whether you’re from S’moregon, West Virgingerbread Man, or any of the other aptly-named food States, you can now have this original piece of culinary cartography hanging on the wall of your choice.

The Foodnited States of America Poster is 22″x28″. Printed on quality 80 lb. cover stock. Available at The Foodnited States. F-S-A!! F-S-A!!


Foodiggity’s 15 Best Posts of 2015

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Another 365 days in the books, means another year of the greatest food culture ever.* This year was an exceptional one for creative food art, news, and other random nonsense.

Thanks, everyone, for making 2015 Foodiggity’s best year ever. We’ll now be able to keep the lights on and do this for another 365.

So, the least we could do is present our 15 most popular posts from the past year. Thanks and see you in ’16.

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The Cookie Cutter of the YearThe Hairdo Cookie Cutter

 

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The Lollipops of The YearIncredibly Realistic Lollipops, Too Beautiful To Lick

 

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The Wine of The YearCake-Flavored Wine Exists

 

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The Food Art of The YearFood Cut And Arranged Into 98 Perfect Cubes

 

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The Wiseass of The YearA Romantic Man Sent His Girlfriend A Dozen Flours

 

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The Burger of The YearThe Peanut Butter Cup Burger

 

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The Taste Test of The YearItalian Grandmas Try Olive Garden For The First Time

 

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The Towels of The YearSushi Towels Are The Best Way To Dry Off

 

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The Cookies of The YearUnicorn Cookies That Poop Rainbows

 

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The Culinary Cartography of The YearThe Foodnited States of America

 

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The Bread of The YearHungry Hippo Bread Rolls

 

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The Booze of The YearUnicorn Tears Liqueur

 

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The Sushi of The YearHere Comes Sushi Santa Claus

 

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The Cake of The YearLumberjack Cake

 

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The Waffle Maker of The YearThe Death Star Waffle Maker Is Fully Operational

 

The Lightsaber Flask Is The Preferred Barware of The Jedi

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Wield your booze like a jedi with The Lightsaber Flask. Brought to us by Insignificant Fish Industries, the flask is modeled after Luke Skywalker’s lightsaber from Return of The Jedi.

These are the same folk who brought us the one-off Han Solo Blaster Flask. Unfortunately, neither are available for sale yet. Now, we wait.

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[link, via Gizmodo]

Foodiggity’s Holiday Gift Guide, 2015

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Do you need some stockings stuffed, or perhaps you’d like a few “under-the-tree-worthy” gifts? Well, you’ve come to the right place.

Foodiggity’s Holiday Gift Guide 2015 has got a little something for everyone. Kitchen accessories that rock, fun drink and barware accessories, and culinary cartography.

So, stuff those stockings — perhaps with other stockings — or actually wrap something for a change. Enjoy.

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Guitar Case Lunch Box, $19.99

Whether you know someone who likes to rock lunch, or you want to encourage them to make guitar-shaped sandwiches — the Guitar Case Lunch Box should be on your list. Made to look like a guitar case, it even comes with a set of stickers to help customize the lunch-carrier. [link]

 

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Rechargeable Bottle Light, $14.99

Help that lucky person on your list to turn empties into lampies, with the Rechargeable Bottle Light. The small little cork charges via USB and produces big light. With a simple twist, the Bottle Light will help create ambience in any room. [link]

 

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Sugar Skull Spoon, $9.99

Whether your gift recipient likes to sweeten coffee, tea, or absinthe — they’ll certainly appreciate a Sugar Skull Spoon. The stainless steel scooper may seem impractical by having holes in it, but it grabs just enough to make your beverage as macabre as possible. Not recommended for soup. [link]

 

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Frozen Peas Ice Mold, $14.99

Did you know that ice spheres melt 80% slower than old-fashioned ice cubes? Did you know that most people still use boring rectangular ice trays that aren’t large pea pods? The Frozen Peas Ice Molds are here to remedy that. The silicone mold makes three large ice spheres. Buy several, if your recipient is extra popular. [link]

 

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BBQ Apron Guide, $24.99

Anyone would be happy to belly-up to the grill wearing a BBQ Apron Guide. That’s because they’ll be armed with a bunch of grilling info and techniques. Recipes and tid-bits are printed upside-down for easy access. [link]

 

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The Foodnited States of America, $9.99-$29.99

Have any geography enthusiasts/foodies/pun-lovers on your list? The Foodnited States of America Poster is not only a full map of the United States made of food, but each State is properly renamed. Also available, are a few individual Foodnited States, if wall space is an issue. [link]

 

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Amp Mug, $11.99

Who wouldn’t want to turn their mornings up to 11? The Amp Mug is definitely an under-the-tree-worthy gift for the caffeine-addicted rocker. [link]

 

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Freaker Bottle Sleeves, $9.99-$31.99

It’s getting cold outside, and even your drink would appreciate some coverage. Freaker Bottle Sleeves not only insulate and protect your hot or cold beverage, they’ll fit on almost any drinking vessel you can find. Check out all of the styles. [link]

Be sure to check out these suggestions and everything else available at The Foodiggity Shop. Happy Holidays!