For when you need to dig into some lo mein or sushi as quickly as possible, there’s The Chopsticks Holster. Vanguard Armament — who actually creates some pretty badass weapon holsters — offers this convenient ‘tactical holster for tactical chopsticks.’ We weren’t aware that ramen was so hostile.
Keep yourself protected on take-out night with Nunchops. Chained together like the deadly nunchaku, you can use the chopsticks to give a good old whack to anyone who tries to sneak a spring roll from your plate. Just try not to bop yourself in the head.
Unless you’re a white belt in the culinary arts, then perhaps Chopstick Kids are more your speed.
[via Incredible Things]