If you get all defensive about barbecuing, and you have a slight lack of self-awareness, there’s the Tactical BBQ Apron. Flare-up? No problem. A burger needs flipping? The situation is under control, people.
The Tactical BBQ Apron keeps everything handy, so you’ll be ready for some serious summer warfare. Or, if you’d simply like to appear tougher while you grill your cedar plank salmon and asparagus. Available here.