Foodiggity’s Best of The Week, 2/28-3/4

Queer Beer, Tiger Blood, and Meat-In-a-Can… It’s Foodiggity’s Best of the Week.

Teach your kids the sting of disappointmentFake Food Cooking Toy
It’s here, it’s beer!The World’s First Gay Beer
Areola Swirl anyone?If Ben & Jerry’s Made Breast Milk Ice Cream
Winning!Charlie Sheen’s Tiger Blood Energy Drink
Impress your French camping buddiesGourmet Lunch In A Can Exists
Sew them on a train, or in a planeCrocheted Green Eggs & Ham

Fake Food Making Toy Is Horrifying, Unsurprisingly Japanese

Food making toys that provide kids with a false sense of accomplishment are nothing new. The Japanese toy Konapun is actually one of the most realistic — but that realism comes at a horrifying price.

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Mr. Potato Head Is Now Thinner, Wears Pants

In what could only be described as a carb-cutting measure [he, he], Hasbro recently unveiled a new and noticeably thinner Mr. Potato Head. Officially named Active Adventures Mr. Potato Head, the svelter spud was presented last week during the 2011 International Toy Fair convention in New York City. Thankfully, Potato Head is now able to wear those jeans that haven’t fit since 1952.

Not to be outdone by her mate, Mrs. Potato Head has also gotten off of the couch, and is sporting a slimmer figure.

Now, it is only a matter of time to see if the skinnier spuds will have the intended effect of encouraging active lifestyles. Perhaps potato-shaped humans will now be inspired to take on a more oval appearance — or, the new Potato family will just encourage our youth to develop their body image issues a little faster.

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