An Edible Ugly Christmas Sweater Exists

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The ugly Christmas sweater trend may be getting a bit boring. So, perhaps it’s time to kick it up a notch, and start making them edible.

Baker and food stylist, Juliet Sear, feels the same way, and has created an edible ugly Christmas sweater. The garish holiday attire consists of 22 pounds of icing, 11 pounds of marzipan, and over 2 pounds of chocolate. I see a new trend forming here.

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[link, via Delish and Daily Mail]

Pizza, Chicken Wing and Beer Sweaters Will Help Get The Party Started

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Whether it’s pizza night, or you’re meeting up with some friends for beer and wings… Alex Stevens Party Sweaters have got you covered.

Let everyone know that you came to party, with your food-related novelty sweater. Go with the Pizza Sweater, adorned with yummy pepperoni slices, if you need a conversation piece until the delivery guy arrives. Unless you are the delivery guy, in which case, you’ll need two of these.

Then there’s the Beer Sweater and the Hot Wing Sweater which, as we all know, are appropriate for any occasion.

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[link, via Incredible Things]

A Cheeseburger Cozy For Your Tortoise

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Keep your tortoise warm and delicious-looking with a Cheeseburger Tortoise Cozy. Made to order by Etsy member Katie Bradley, the crocheted cozy will help keep your little friend protected from the elements, while creating a very slow-moving food item.

And, you can also get into the Thanksgiving spirit with a Roasted Turkey Cozy.

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[link, via Neatorama and Serious Eats]

Hamburger Sweater

Designed to look as though your torso has been replaced with a double cheeseburger — the Hamburger Sweater should help make a fashion statement. That statement being, “I like burgers” and “I have an extreme lack of self-awareness.”

100% polyester — includes two beef patties, lettuce, tomato, with sesame-seeded shoulders.

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Christmas Sweater Mug

Why should your horrible holiday fashion sense be limited to your Christmas sweaters? Now you can bring that lapse in good judgement to your morning coffee. The Christmas Jumper Mug can be your morning eyesore, while it keeps your coffee or tea warm. Sorry, it doesn’t light up like your Rudolph sweater.

The mug itself is sturdy ceramic with included knitted jumper.

[link, via GeekAlerts]