The Greatest Food Culture Site Ever*
This Thanksgiving, don’t just show up with a cheap bottle of wine and your fat pants. Be prepared with a shirt that can handle a day of overeating and spillage.
With Dirt Pattern Material, by Stockholm-based designers Mair/Wennel, the shirt comes pre-stained to save you the embarrassment of spilled wine, gravy, or whatever that is that your crazy aunt made.
The pattern is even on the back, just in case you’re a reeeally messy eater. Find out more here.
[link, via Mental Floss]
Designed to look as though your torso has been replaced with a double cheeseburger — the Hamburger Sweater should help make a fashion statement. That statement being, “I like burgers” and “I have an extreme lack of self-awareness.”
100% polyester — includes two beef patties, lettuce, tomato, with sesame-seeded shoulders.
[link]
Add some much needed flair to the next bake sale, with Hawaiian Shirt Cookies. Brought to us by Sugarbelle, these colorful cookies could be yours with some simple piping skills, some flood icing, and a questionable fashion sense.
[instructions on Sugarbelle, via 1 Fine Cookie]
If you love pizza, and have an unfortunate lack of self-awareness, The Pizza Shirt is for you. Whether you roll with pepperoni or veggie slices, Pizza Shirt uses a high-def printing process that makes you want to reach out and touch the grease. Available at PizzaShirt.net.
[link, via Laughing Squid]