Foodiggity’s Best of The Week, 5/16-5/20

Wonka Kids Reunite, Him and Her’s Beer, and the McNugget Mystery Debunked… It’s Foodiggity’s Best of The Week.

This is the droid you’re looking forR2-BBQ
Prepare to feel oldThe Willy Wonka Cast Reunites
BustedStay Puft Marshmallow Man S’more
Him and her’sThe World’s First Androgynous Beer
Be prepared for the raptureThe Tactical Sammich
This explains everythingAnatomy Of A McNugget

Tactical Sammich: The Zombie Apocalypse Never Tasted So Good

According to the always reliable internet, the zombie apocalypse is inevitable. Don’t wait until the undead have already taken over, before you’re prepared for what could be years of isolation. Tactical Sammich is here to help.

Available in two flavors — Pepperoni and Honey BBQ Beef — the ‘sandwiches’ pack a shelf life of two years. And while you hide from the walking dead awaiting a military response, you can rest easy knowing that Tactical Sammiches are less than 200 calories each. Good luck.

[buy at ThinkGeek, via The Awesomer]

Lunch Box of the Day: Organ Transport Lunch Cooler

You’ve tried passive-aggressive refrigerator notes and anti-theft lunch bags. Still, sticky-fingered co-workers insist on stealing your chicken salad sandwich. The Organ Transport Lunch Cooler by ThinkGeek is here to help.

Perhaps the thought of coming face-to-face with a spleen may finally be enough to keep your lunch safe. And no worries about what your office mates will think of you for bringing an organ to work. After your series of less than subtle fridge notes, everyone thinks that you’re a psycho anyway.

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Brains Are An Acquired Taste… Even For Zombies

Brains aren’t for everyone. But what if you were one of the walking dead, where your main staple is expected to be the head offal, and you just wanted a sandwich?

We have no answer to this question, as it’s ridiculous to think that a mindless zombie has the capacity to be a free-thinker, and this t-shirt by shirt.woot is sold out anyway.

[via That’s Nerdalicious]