According to the always reliable internet, the zombie apocalypse is inevitable. Don’t wait until the undead have already taken over, before you’re prepared for what could be years of isolation. Tactical Sammich is here to help.

Available in two flavors — Pepperoni and Honey BBQ Beef — the ‘sandwiches’ pack a shelf life of two years. And while you hide from the walking dead awaiting a military response, you can rest easy knowing that Tactical Sammiches are less than 200 calories each. Good luck.

[buy at ThinkGeek, via The Awesomer]