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We may not understand what they’re saying, but Minions sure do make for some adorable food items. To help promote Despicable Me 3, McDonald’s has created Minion Potatoes.
Shaped to look like the adorable yellow dudes, the tater tots are perfect for dipping, or to assist larger evil food items.
The Minion Potatoes appear to only be available in Singapore, New Zealand, Thailand, and Australia. How do you say ‘that sucks’ in Minion?
via pop sugar
To help cater to your inner 5-yr-old, Pizza Hut New Zealand is now offering a Pizza with Tater-Tot Crust.
While going above and beyond in pizza crust innovation is nothing new, tater-tots could be the offering that covers the most diverse demographic… Kids under the age of 10, stoners, and Napolean Dynamite-enthusiasts.
Would you eat this? We won’t judge.
[link, via First We Feast]
If you’d like to get your kids addicted to lunch, consider whipping up a batch of Puzzle Potatoes. Designed to resemble Tetris blocks — youngsters can build up their lunch wall, hoping that the straight piece arrives soon.
So, pass the ketchup, and then spend the rest of lunch explaining to the kids how you used to play Tetris for 18-hours at a time.
