Baby Carrots Packaged as Junk Food

Artist rendering: Crispin Porter + Bogusky

Baby Carrots will be receiving a packaging facelift to encourage healthier eating, and to make the stubby orange snack as extreme and in-your-face as possible.

Agency Crispin Porter + Bogusky has designed the new campaign to mimic popular junk foods — thereby attempting to seduce the feebleminded with horrible fonts and garish colors.

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How To Tell if Your Wine is Ready… and Sucky

Just as we were hoping that Chill Activation graphics were dying a slow death, Mommessin wine has recently adopted the Freezy Freakie technology. Their version of the packaging gimmick uses a ‘cool-dot’ on the bottle to let you know when their wine is at its prime drinking temperature.

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