The Spaghetti Monster Colander Strains Pasta As Adorably As Possible

There’s nothing particularly adorable about straining pasta. That is unless you’re using the Spaghetti Monster Colander.

Designed to silently haunt your cupboard until needed — the little fellow will come in handy on pasta night. Even if its protruding eyes are silently judging how you strain your spaghetti. Available for pre-order here.

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The Beer Monster Bottle Opener Is Here To Help

Don’t let his menacing metal teeth and sharp horns frighten you… The Beer Monster is here to help. Sure, he’s got a large mouth and scary horns, but they’re meant to be put to good use. Use his pie-hole to open your beer bottle, while his horns could be used for prying open cans.

Also, his little tail keeps Beer Monster upright, so he can keep an eye on your drink for you. Because he only has one eye, get it? Oh, never mind.

[at The Shop]

Beware of The Hangover Monster

Ad agency Lowe Ativism — when considering their target audience and a saturated pharmaceutical advertising market — felt the need to dumb down their ads for the hangover stopper, Guronsan. Enter The Hangover Monster — a big, green, googly-eyed menace.

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