Don’t let his menacing metal teeth and sharp horns frighten you… The Beer Monster is here to help. Sure, he’s got a large mouth and scary horns, but they’re meant to be put to good use. Use his pie-hole to open your beer bottle, while his horns could be used for prying open cans.

Also, his little tail keeps Beer Monster upright, so he can keep an eye on your drink for you. Because he only has one eye, get it? Oh, never mind.

[at The Shop]