Pin-Up Girls Wearing Nothing But Milk

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Using high-speed photography, a lot of milk, and 40s-era pin-up girls as inspiration — UK photographer Jaroslav Wieczorkiewicz created Milky Pinups. The clothing seen in the photos is the result of real milk being poured over the models continuously, and then fusing hundreds of photos together.

Wieczorkiewicz is hoping to create a Milky Pinup calendar — as he tries to milk the concept for a another year.

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Cereal-Flavored Milk Exists

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Fact… The milk that remains in the bowl when the cereal is gone is the best kind of milk. However, to enjoy this sugary and often odd-colored concoction — we need to go to the cupboard, pour cereal, eat it, then use both hands to lift and tilt the bowl… Arggh, never mind, this is exhausting.

Lucky for everyone, something called Cow Wow Cereal Milk exists. It’s a brand of milk that already tastes like cereal — without the pouring, and the eating, and the tilting… Oh, forget it… Just check out Cow Wow here.

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This Vodka Is Made From Cow’s Milk

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Moooove over, flavored vodka, there’s a new ridiculous drink concept in town. Black Cow Vodka uses milk instead of grain to make the formerly Russian and respectable clear alcohol.

Using a process that separates the cow’s milk into curds and whey, the curds are then used for cheese and the whey fermented to make a beer. A special yeast converts the milk sugar into alcohol, then the milk beer is distilled and treated to a secret blending process. The vodka is then triple filtered and finished, before being hand bottled. But we still can’t explain Peanut Butter & Jelly Vodka.

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Boobie Cupcakes

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Got milk? Breast Cupcakes are brought to us by deviantart member MorganCrone, which she made for a breast cancer charity bake sale. She claims to have started with 100, only to have about twenty eaten by her husband before the event. He must be a cupcake man.

The Breast Cupcakes are homemade butter cake with vanilla rum flavoured butter cream icing. Apparently all the same cupcake size.

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Mini Coffee Pot Creamer

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Those old-school coffee carafes with the orange top are usually reserved for decaf. Now, there’s a mini-version that actually holds something useful. The Java Jr. Mini Diner Creamer borrows that iconic design, and is here to help if you take your coffee light.

The mini carafe should fit right in with any of your other coffee paraphernalia. Especially if you take your coffee decaf. In which case, we feel sorry for you… Caffeine is awesome.

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