Tenderizing Meat Is A Snap With The Infinity Gauntlet Meat Tenderizer

If only tenderizing a steak was as simple as erasing half the universe’s population. Whereas the latter requires only a snap of the fingers, red meat needs repeated blunt force before it breaks down.

Thankfully, the Infinity Gauntlet Meat Tenderizer will make quick work of any steak or cutlet. Hopefully no Avengers (vegetarians) stop by to give you a hard time.

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Fictional Avengers Ice Cream Flavors Are Now A Reality, Sorta

The Avengers franchise gave us a lot of things. Besides the mindless entertainment and a decade-long emotional investment in superheroes — there was the subtle reference of new Ben & Jerry’s Ice cream flavors.

However, since Iron Man and Hulk don’t actually exist, nor does “Stark Raving Hazelnuts,” or “Hulka Hulka Burning Fudge.” Until now.

Binging with Babish makes fictional pop culture foodstuffs a reality, and he’s brought forth those super flavors. Although, the Avengers-inspired ice cream won’t be available to the masses, Babish takes you through the steps of making your own. Ice cream, assemble!!

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Spoiler Alert, These Infinity War Cupcakes Look Pretty Yummy

Unless you’ve been living on one of the planets from Avengers: Infinity War other than earth, then you’ve probably seen the movie, or have had it spoiled for you.

To celebrate the film, Rosanna from Nerdy Nummies made a batch of Infinity Stone Cupcakes. Representing each of the Infinity Stones, Rosanna used colored sanding sugar, Pop Rocks and a jewel mold to make each one. Time, soul, reality, power, space and mind cupcakes all look good enough to eat and to possibly control the universe.

Try a batch of your own. And, don’t worry if you screw them up, you can always use the green one to go back and try again.

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How To Make The Cocktails That Marvel Superheroes Drink

Superheroes need to take the edge off sometimes too. Iron Man, Doctor Strange and Wolverine even have a drink of choice.

Mixologist Nick Fisher of Cocktail Chemistry shows us how to make a Mai Tai, the preferred drink of Doctor Strange, Tony Stark’s go-to vodka martini and Logan’s hot bourbon. Drunkens, assemble!!

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The Bread Avengers: Age Of Gluten

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Imagine a superhero team that are defenders of carbs and vanquishers of gluten-free lifestyles. The Bread Avengers are the heroes we deserve.

Brought to us by redditor, hvitdverg, the team includes Tony Starch, Black Widough, Thortilla Odinson, Hawkrye, Captain Apple Pie, The Inedible Hulk, Loki Loafeyson, and agent Phil Crumbson. Carbs assemble!

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