Arby’s Creates A Meat Carrot Because Vegetarians Can’t Have All The Fun

Vegetarians have the Impossible Burger and Tofurkey. Now, it’s the meat-eaters turn to create food out of lies.

Arby’s has the meaty answer with the Marrot. The food item appears to be a big healthy vegetable. However, since Arby’s claims “We Have The Meats,” the carrot is made from turkey breast and flavored with dried carrot juice powder.

The best part, besides this becoming the very first “megetable,” is that the meat carrot packs the same nutritional value as an actual carrot. See how it’s done below.

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Carrot Cake Oreos Exist

Regardless of how you feel about carrot cake, the Carrot Cake OREO could be one of the most innovative of the crazy cookies.

At first glance, what appears to be an ordinary white OREO, is actually carrot cake-flavored with a cream-cheese creme filling. They may not have the added bonus of Pop-Rocks like the Firework OREO, or as truly offensive as the Cherry Cola version — these seem like a simple, very dunkable version. Grab some here.

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Latte Served In A Carrot Because Nothing Is Sacred

The trend of latte in places that it doesn’t belong, appears to have reached peak-ridiculousness. Aussie restaurant/cafe, Locals Corner, recently created the Carrot Latte.

And, if this all seems like a colossal waste of time and vegetables, remember… carrots are good for your eyesight, and caffeine makes you feel less stabby. It’s a win-win.

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Move Over, Apple… Carrot Is The Next Big Thing

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Introducing Carrot throws a little shade on hi-tech product launches, while extolling the benefits of the most popular of root vegetables.

Whether it’s using a two-finger swipe to enjoy the vegetable’s texture, or the carrot’s built-in update notification — we’re reminded that the carrot is indeed a wonder product that we obviously cannot live without.

Rumor is, that it might bend in your pocket though. #carrotgate

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