Mornings are hard. And, we don’t need the added responsibility, or have the time to manually shovel cereal into our face.

Luckily, Ivan Owen and his daughter are here to help save our mornings. The crafty duo invented a Cereal-Eating Machine… and it’s built for speed.

It’s certainly not built for efficiency, as more cereal will probably wind up on the kitchen floor than in your mouth. No mention if the duo has plans to mass produce their morning-enhancing invention. In the meantime, dads will have to come up with another way to piss off mom before work.

Please watch this…

[link, via Mashable]

We want a breakfast sandwich and we want it now!! So the good people at Hamilton Beach has made our wish their command, and brought us the Breakfast Sandwich Maker.

Skip the drive-thru and simply load up the tiers of the contraption with all of your favorite breakfasty-type stuff. And, within five minutes, the most important sandwich of the day is served.

Watch this thing in action…

[link, via HiConsumption]

When you only care about tasting part of the rainbow, The Skittles Sorting Machine is here to help. Created by candy enthusiast/mad genius Brian Egenriether, the machine will sort your bag of yummy Skittles by color. It then leaves you an entire bowl of your favorite flavor, making it easier to dispose of the yucky purples. Either way, please watch this video.

[link, via Incredible Things]