This Valentine’s Day, Let A Former Homeless Man Say It For You

If you have trouble expressing yourself every February 14, or simply do not possess any golden tones, Kraft spokesman Ted Williams is here to help. The former homeless man, turned internet sensation and voice of Kraft Mac & Cheese, will read your Valentine’s message with a voice that will make your lover melt.

Simply tweet your message of love, in 140 characters or less, with the tag #VoiceOfLove. The best 100 tweets will be read aloud and silkily by Mr. Williams, and will be the perfect accompaniment to your Valentine’s meal — hopefully not Mac & Cheese.

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Kraft Store Kiosk Creepily Scans Your Face And Then Recommends Dinner

What’s for dinner? That question is asked by uncreative and lazy individuals every night, with the answer usually coming in take-out menu form. However Kraft, now equipped with Minority Report-type scanning technology, will help make the uninspired decision for you.

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Former Homeless Man To America, “Buy Kraft Mac and Cheese.”

Ted Williams — not to be confused with the .400 hitting frozen guy of the same name — is a former homeless man and current internet sensation. After being discovered peddling roadside by a local news station, the man with the ‘golden voice’ is suddenly the most employable man in America.

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