Slicing food is hard. Regardless of how sharp your knives are, there’s pressure to be applied, and then there’s the strenuous back and forth motion. Thankfully, the Damasu 950 is here to help.

The omnidirectional and gas-powered kitchen tool is brought to us by infomercial ‘Cooking With Bill.’ Watch as ‘Bill’ demonstrates, and massacres, a block of cheese and an unfortunate turkey. Just watch your fingers… unlike Bill did.

Cooking with Bill, and the Damasu 950, are brought to us by Oats Studios.

link, via Laughing Squid