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Why take the time to manually mix ketchup and mayonnaise, when Heinz will gladly do it for you?
Mayochup will not only save space in your fridge, but the condiment mash-up will keep you from having to do all that work. Although this “fry-sauce” is currently only available in the Middle East, Heinz is asking folks if they should bring Mayochup to the U.S.
So, head to Twitter and let them know how you feel about Mayochup. “Yes, please!” Or, “I’ll mix my own, Heinz!”
Ketchup is wonderful. Mustard, when used correctly, can be even better. As of now, the two condiments managed to coexist, doing their own thing. That was until they were merged into a cake.
Ketchup and Mustard Cake is the unfortunate joining of two condiments, that may or may not haunt your dreams. Brought to us by Shared Food, the baking experiment uses actual ketchup and mustard. The result… something that looks like a cross between a high school archaeology project, and a birthday cake from McDonald’s.
Watch the “how to” below, if you dare. Let us know how far you get.
Anything with a wiener dog dressed up as an actual wiener can’t be bad. Then, imagine an entire stampede of the elongated canines running in slow motion towards humans dressed as condiments.
Wiener Stampede is part of Heinz’s “Meet The Ketchups” campaign, with this particular 30-second ad scheduled to run during the Super Bowl. Check it out below, for half-a-minute of pure adorbz.
Do you have a finicky feline? Perhaps their cat food could be made more palatable with a cat-version of ketchup and mustard.
Something called Catchup and Meowstard exist, and are here to add a few flavor profiles to your cat’s Meow Mix. Unsurprisingly, the reviews for the cat condiments are mixed. But hey, it’s gluten-free!
[hat tip to Scott Beale]
Ketchup has been the reigning king of condiments for generations now. However sriracha, due to its cult following and crippling-addictiveness, is gaining ground on ketchup. Catsup never stood a chance.
Heinz, feeling the paradigm shift in the condiment continuum, is now taking the “if you can’t beat ’em, join ’em approach, and has released Sriracha Ketchup. This, or course, will save time for those who are still mixing their sriracha and ketchup to put on anything that goes into their pie-hole.
For those who think sriracha IS ketchup… carry on, and keep doing what you do.
[via Cool Material]